Rules for Dog Owners
(approved by Sooty & Zipper)
Sooty as nature intended
I will not bathe my dog after he bathes himself in the mud puddle.

Zipper begging for a game
I will not push my dog away when he wants a hug after playing in a mud puddle.
I will drop what ever I am doing and take my dog out whenever he asks me to.
Sooty engaged in his favorite sport
I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the stick 20 times.
I will not drag my dog away from the interesting sniffing spots.
I will not tell my dog to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business.
I will not stare while my dog is doing his business.
I will never eat until my dog has tasted what I have and approved it for me.
I will share everything I eat with my dog.

I will allow my dog on the couch.
I will not hide my dog's ball in a place where I know he couldn't possibly retrieve it from and then ask him to go get it.
Sooty with Zipper's old yellow ball
I will not take soggy, yummy balls away from my dog.
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